Take a fresh look at your lifestyle.

COLUMN. Q.E.D – Quod Erad Demonstradum; February, 2017




Babatunde Faniyan








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FROM ITS ONSET, it had promised to be the greatest, most talked-about trial of the year; and it has drawn the attention of the entire world. The reason is not far-fetched. An estimated 150 Million Nigerians were plaintiffs in this matter and all were ready to be Prosecuting witnesses at the trial. Both the plaintiffs and the defence had assembled an intimidating team of legal luminaries to handle their cases.

The prosecution witnesses came from every stratum of the society; of different callings and in all shapes and sizes. Artisans, housewives, students, businessmen of all cadres, manufacturers, civil servants, Human Rights activists, representatives of Non Governmental organizations, pensioners, Religious leaders, politicians – you name it, they were all there.

The case of the prosecution was intense, monumental, multifarious and pervasive. Led in evidence in chief by their counsel, witness after witness mounted the box to make gripping, Soul-wracking, dramatic, and, sometimes, mind-boggling pronouncements. They came with their personal experiences, event-recounts, tragedies, life threatening circumstances which, they claimed, 2016 had caused and brought upon them. Their presentations-in-content, were as varied as the witnesses themselves – vivid, dramatic, convoluted, multifaceted, tragic, awe-inspiring, starkly inhuman, ominous . . .

My lord, we have never had any comfortable spell in our country Nigeria since many of us were born. But 2016 was the king of oppression for us. Whereas it came with a promise to change things for the better, telling us to have patience but for any one small item of improvement we saw, we were flogged with ten major items of hardship and oppression. What is the essence of the fairly stable price of petrol for example, when the average citizen in our millions cannot afford the skyrocketing prices of staple food items, and the kerosene and gas to cook the scanty food we can ill-afford?”

As exhibit for tender for the Court’s Records, one GROUP OF WITNESSES presented a document containing a catalogue of Rising Prices of commodities. The Petition read:


The prices of staple foods and essential items have gone beyond the reach of most of us. Many increased by as much as 300 per cent – that is triple!

Palm Oil 25 Litre keg rose from N6,190 in January to N18,650 in November; Maize, 100 Kg rose from N6,000 in January to N17,515 in December; Gari, 60Kg which was N5,940 in January rose to N13,240 in December; Rice, 50 Kg was N9,400 in January, but jumped to N18,275 in November; Beans from N200 to N550 per Mudu measure; Cooking Gas, 12.5kg flew from N2,500 to N5,300; Kerosene from N100 to N500 per Litre; Petrol from N87 to N145 per Litre; Diesel from N140 to N270 per Litre; Peak milk went up from N140 to N200 per tin; Indomie noodles, per sachet rose from N35 to N100; Sugar from N600 to N1300 per mudu. Even Kulikuli which was N10 for 10 pieces became N100 for the same 10pieces; Aluminium roofing sheets from N13,000 to N30,000 per Bundle; Flour rose from N6,000 to N12,000 per bag; Cement from N1,000 to N2,300 per bag; Rubber/Dunlop Slippers rose from N70 to N300 for One pair; A dollar rose from N197 to N499; CFA franc went up from N370 to N770; Motorcycle tyre from N1,500 to N5,000; A biro from N20 to N50; A4 paper jerked up from N650 to N1500 per pack

Yet our salaries remain the same and our incomes from all our businesses are sliding down for lack of business.

What kind of changes is this? How are we supposed to survive?” 


FARMERS, especially from the Middle and Southern parts of the country recounted how Fulani Herdsmen rode their cattle on their farms and destroyed all the crops for most part of the year. And that, they said, was only the beginning – for when they protested, the Herdsmen armed with AK 47 Assault rifles killed many of their kinsmen and raped their women and daughters. Others in tears revealed shocking details of how Fulani herdsmen and Islamic fundamentalists slaughtered their kinsmen the way they slaughter rams.

One of them in his evidence put it very succinctly:

“My lord, from Kano to Abuja; from Southern Kaduna to Benue and Enugu, it is an open Cheque for the violation of the most fundamental of the Human Rights for us – which is the right to life. With the Nation’s Security agencies folding their arms and turning a blind eye. But other groups and persons including those peacefully agitating for Biafra and others in mere rallies are murdered in cold blood by the same Security agencies. In all these, we did not get any respite from any quarters in 2016. But, and very strangely, my lord, amidst all these atrocities against innocent human beings – including mass murders – which continued UN-CHECKED, this same 2016 promptly set up in June, a Special Military task Force made up of 1000 troops to wage war against the Cattle rustlers in Zamfara State. This gave the impression that our welfare as citizens was of less importance than that of rustled cattle”

Some of the witnesses were brought in on wheel chairs; some on hospital beds; some have had their arms or legs chopped off, according to them, by bombs. Many women brought their terribly malnourished children as exhibits. Others brought the photographs and death certificates of their loved ones.

Many, while giving evidence, broke down in uncontrollable body-wracking tears, rolling on the floor of the court – and had to be held up. It was a terrible spectacle, seeing grown up men and women weeping so profusely. At certain instances, many in the courtroom and in the audience on television screens and on satellite all over the world were also moved to tears at the graphic revelations coming out of the witnesses.

The judge, professionally not expected to display any emotions publicly during proceedings on any case, deep within him was also moved by the weight and nature of the evidence and exhibits being displayed before him. Indeed, it was exclusively reported by some media that many times, the judge himself broke down in tears in the privacy of his chambers at the close of sitting on certain days. The judge denied the reports.

The representatives of NIGERIA’S BUSINESS COMMUNITIES were not left out. They painted a damning picture, backed by facts, figures and statistics from authoritative sources. They declared that economically, Nigeria remained doomed. By December the country was, authoritatively and officially pronounced by the government as being in recession, facing its first full-year contraction for almost three decades. The IMF they said, expects Nigeria’s economy to further shrink by 1.7%. The rate of inflation hitting nearly 20 per cent is something that has not happened for well over a decade.

They pointed out that in recent times, and especially, with the raging economic recession, there has been an upswing in the emergence of mini industries of kidnapping for ransom or for rituals, baby factory gangs, among other cruelties. There is also, booming commerce around adulterated food stuffs and drugs. Not leaving out circulation of sub-standard cement and other building materials resulting in the frequent collapse of buildings. In other words, it is not only established terrorist militias known to the government that are sending Nigerians to early deaths. 2016, due to intrinsic malfunctions on ground and in the very atmosphere itself, has also birthed uncivil segments in the society actively engaged in this business of adulterated consumables – resulting for example, in the alarming number of deaths through cancers and other diseases.

The Médecins Sans Frontières (DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS), declared, in a UN Multi-sector assessment Joint Report declared: “in the northeast 480,000 children are suffering severe acute malnutrition; 800,000 people are severely food insecure; adding that without interventions, an estimated 67,000 children under the age of five might die: 184 every day in Borno and Yobe states alone”

Some HUMAN RIGHTS ORGANIZATIONS drew the attention of the court and the world to the fact that 2016 ensured that he took away with him, some of our most promising Nigerians, illustrious citizens and bright stars. Some of these are:

  • Unknown THOUSANDS killed by the bombs, guns and machetes of the Boko Haram insurgents and Fulani Herdsmen;
  • Unknown HUNDREDS slaughtered by Islamic extremists all over the country;
  • Evangelist (Mrs) Eunice Olawale killed when she was preaching on a Saturday morning in the Kubwa area of Abuja in July;
  • Former Super Eagles captain and coach, Stephen Keshi, died suddenly in Benin City, Edo State on June 7. The Nigerian football legend was aged 54;
  • Former Super Eagles coach and Technical Director of the Nigeria Football Federation, Amodu Shuaibu, died in his sleep in Benin City, Edo State – just three days after that of his close friend, Stephen Keshi;
  • One of the Nigerian Army’s bravest and gallant officers, the Commanding Officer of 272 Task Force Tank Battalion, Lt.-Col. Muhammad Ali was killed in a Boko Haram Ambush on November 4, 2016. Even the Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai, could not hold back tears after he died.

The case for the defence of 2016 was, in comparison to that of the prosecution drab, lack luster, scanty and strictly academic. They called less than twenty witnesses, most of them GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS. Their case hinged mainly on alleged “successes” on its on-going war against terrorism; successes in the war on corruption; stability in the price of oil.

They also mentioned the high points in Nigerian sports where the Super Falcons who won the African Women Cup of Nations for a record eight out of 10 times, as well as the commendable feat of the Nigerian paralympians to Rio 2016 Olympics in Brazil. They won 12 medals (eight gold, two silver and two bronze) which placed them 14th position on the final medals’ table and number one in Africa.

The FINAL ADDRESSES to the court, by the lead counsels of the two parties, especially the lead counsel for the prosecution were heavily loaded.

The prosecuting lead counsel punctured holes in the claims by the defence that 2016 had given the people some good things to cheer about. On the credit being claimed on the war against Corruption, he referred to the revelation by the former Chairman, House Committee on Appropriation, Abdulmumini Jibrin, who had accused the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara, and three other principal officers of the House of padding the 2016 budget to the tune of over N400bn.

The eminent lawyer declared: “My lord, it is incomprehensible to political watchers why the serious revelations by Jibrin are still being ignored by the appropriate law enforcement agents. Does that indicate a sincere war against corruption? And what is more – instead of prosecuting those accused, the lawmakers instead, persecuted Jibrin for alerting the nation to the existing and the envisaged dangers that are capable of ruining the nation’s economy, and the peoples’ well being”

The prosecuting counsel then made a comprehensive recap of the array of the ingredients in the submissions of the thousands of his witnesses and the thousands of exhibits tendered.

Then straightening to his full height, his voice ringing and bouncing off the four walls of the giant courtroom, he said:

“From the preponderance of the totality of vivid evidence before this court, there cannot be any doubt in the minds of all well meaning citizens and in the mind of this honourable court that 2016 is guilty, my lord”.



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Babatunde Faniyan is a Lagos based author, publisher and Communications consultant.






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